typically typistically threadbare

i have had enough of apps

so i can't edit my typos

this iPhone deal sucks lately

i told jeff not to make it about anything but what it was about

and he stopped trying

"you think i don't care about you" and this is the only reason

i keep him around

he fucking grows up immediately or within a few days when i piss all over his lies and obfuscation

but he went from 30

to 37 in a week in--late february?

last week his hair was saltier than ever

this morning his goatee and pate were almost purely white

which is really fucking flattering

but o! the shock! a goatee white as time

but goddamn that eyesore

he dresses a wince